"Another seeing-eye single! I'll hit .400 yet." Tony La Russa on the earth-shattering Josh Phelps signing: "He's going to be given the chance to make the roster because he's a guy when he comes to the plate gets your attention."
Translation: A 38-year-old Pete Incaviglia in a grass skirt and pumps also got my attention at the plate. Unfortunately for him he lacked the photo of me being teabagged by a Great Dane that could have earned him a roster spot.
h/t to the Goat.
And here is a bonus and apropos BCTP. Believe it or not, it was the next one up on the list for posting:
Manager: "He hasn't done anything to hurt his chances at a starting job."
Translation: He hasn't done anything to help his chances at a starting job.
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