General Manager: "He's had his problems, but we're confident they are behind him."
Translation: He just found Jesus and we're hoping like hell he doesn't misplace Him before October.
Manager: "The press shouldn't jump to conclusions. You don't have all the facts about
his relationship with this young lady."
Translation: Of course he was screwing around on the road, but he married the first woman he ever fucked in Class A ball and she's heinous.
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