Miss May or the Cardinals number four starterOh yeah, Fugly. It's March 12, four weeks since pitchers and catchers reported:
The Cardinals project a rotation of Wainwright, Looper and three others from a mix including Anthony Reyes, Todd Wellemeyer, Pineiro, Brad Thompson, Mike Parisi and Kyle McClellan. Meanwhile, the Cardinals wait for Matt Clement and Mark Mulder to return from shoulder surgeries.
This sounds about as promising as Hugh Hefner announcing the following:
Playboy projects a Playmate lineup of Tori Spelling, Amy Winehouse and three others from a mix including Oprah, Maggie Thatcher, Eleanor Roosevelt, Joan Rivers, Camilla Parker-Bowles and Courtney Love. Meanwhile, the magazine waits for Carrot Top and Steve Buscemi to return from sex change operations.
If Mrs. Sounthlandish ever reads this, I am soooo never getting laid again.
2 comments:
Wait...are you seriously suggesting that we shouldn't have complete faith in the Cards' medical staff?? After all, these are the same folks who have been looking after Mark Mulder so well. Sure, he doesn't do anything like actually pitch in a ball game...but he DOES fill out his uniform well. And he's a LEFTY who fills out his uniform well, so that counts extra.
I must add comparing Looper to Winehouse is flattering to Looper (and his likely ERA.)
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