(Get) A Sporting Life

...but I know more about soccer then the motherfucking idiots that FIFA allows to ref international tournaments. There have been three offsides calls on the US that were obviously onside (by a yard or two in each instance.) Now there is yet another straight red card (to Bradley) that was complete and utter bullshit. (Not even a foul as Bradley won the ball fair and square...but hey, he's just a greasy American I guess.) It's a fucking joke. BTW, the US has played great, and they deserve the win against Spain. Yeah, I mean that.

Now FIFA is using legally blind New Zealanders (I presume) to ref US games. The asshole calls fouls (and gives yellow cards) against US players who NEVER TOUCH THE OTHER PLAYERS. Now, the asshole doesn't see a obvious hand ball used to deny a US goal. Goddammit.

If FIFA cannot find refs who can call the game on the field and not just the names on the jerseys they should just give it up. The US has gotten two red cards now and both of them have been complete and utter bullshit. Really these refs should have bodily harm done to them. I for one wouldn't shed a tear.

I'm tired of watching dick for brains soccer refs eat the shit that comes out of Brazil asses like it was truffle sauce. That is another way of saying I'm watching the U.S. v. Brazil under 20 World Cup game, and wishing I wasn't. First, Brazil flops around more than any 75 cent whore in Rio. Second, Edson should have been out with a red card. Any half way decent...no make that any ref with more than three functioning brain cells, gives him the second yellow he so fucking clearly deserved. Third, there is no way the U.S. keeper isn't fouled on the Brazil goal. But the FIFA fucks must have the fix in so Brazil can move on. (Big bucks don't you know.) Brazil is the absolute worst thing about international soccer. This type of garbage goes on all the time when a Brazilian team is involved, especially at the non-senior level. I remember an Olympic finals game between Brazil and some African side (Cameroon?) that was the single most embarrassing moment in FIFA history. Th...