(Get) A Sporting Life

I really do...but life is kicking my ass in terms of free time (even if otherwise things are going well.) I simply haven't had the time to come on here and bitch about the inconsistent Blues, or the inconsistent DC United, or the shitty play of the Cards in the NLDS, or the shitty play of the Tigers in the second half of games... Oh, I'm bitching about all of those things. I just haven't had time to write about my bitching. Hopefully that will change on of these days.

You know things are bad when even last night, watching the Cards come back and beat the Cubs in the bottom of the ninth, isn't enough to get the competitive juices flowing. (Which are nothing like "vaginal juices" BTW.) I'm seriously in need of a hockey infusion. An open ice hit that sends some sorry dipshit flying ass over tea kettle should get me in a proper frame of mind. (Not that I wouldn't accept a sweep of the Cubs too.)