" Boys, penalty kicks are like jacking off. Once you learn how you never forget ." Talk about the ultimate fantasy sports franchise . From The Guardian's daily soccer e-mail blast, The Fiver, on May 10: A website named MyFootballClub is asking 50,000 people to pay GBP35 in a bid to raise GBP1.75m to buy an existing club, with each member an equal partner who will get to vote on team selection and what players to sell. "I've created a vehicle that will pool fans' opinions, passion and wealth and turn fantasy football into reality," declared its Fulham-supporting creator Will Brooks, adjusting his incredibly thick spectacles. Nasty Leeds currently top the poll of prospective purchases, followed by Cambridge United and Accrington Stanley. The BBC has more here .