Paging the Nothing Party. Joe Strauss : PUJOLS IN DERBY? Seven-time All-Star Albert Pujols says nobody has asked him, but he's ready, willing and able to participate in next week's Home Run Derby at All-Star Game festivities at Yankee Stadium. In the Pantheon of Stupid MLB Ideas, the Home Run Derby deserves its own special wall - a long endless one. Did you hear the one about the guy who died in the Pantheon? He ran himself to death looking for a corner to shit in. * *I hope we can all overlook the odd dangling preposition in a poop joke. Somehow, "he ran himself to death while searching for a corner in which to defecate" just didn't have the same ring to it.
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