That Bastard Selig May Get My $159 Yet

I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

Damn. Another great start by Piniero and Ankiel seems to be out of his rut the past two games. 5-10 with 3 runs, 3 RBI, 3 doubles, a long ball, 11 TB and 0 Ks is music to my ears. Mind you, I'm not holding my breath over this club, but they are certainly more fun to follow than last year's version. If they keep this up for another few weeks I'm going to need that cunning plan to convince Mrs. Southlandish to let me purchase the MLB Extra innings package.