It's A Home Run Or Nothing Here On Home Run Derby

Paging the Nothing Party.

Joe Strauss:

PUJOLS IN DERBY?
Seven-time All-Star Albert Pujols says nobody has asked him, but he's ready, willing and able to participate in next week's Home Run Derby at All-Star Game festivities at Yankee Stadium.

In the Pantheon of Stupid MLB Ideas, the Home Run Derby deserves its own special wall - a long endless one.

Did you hear the one about the guy who died in the Pantheon?

He ran himself to death looking for a corner to shit in.*

*I hope we can all overlook the odd dangling preposition in a poop joke. Somehow, "he ran himself to death while searching for a corner in which to defecate" just didn't have the same ring to it.