Friday, November 9, 2007

A Nice Tan Is The First Ten Pounds Of Any Decent Diet


I just signed a huge five year contract. Did you really think I was going to waste my off-season eating tofu and pumping iron?!?!


Time for another installment of The Baseball Cliché Translation Project. Fuck it. I'm not going to type that out every time. From here on out it's called BCTP.

Manager: "He is really showing us a lot in the early workouts"

Translation: He showed up at camp 40 pounds overweight.

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