Surveying the wreckage that is the free agent market and the amount of payroll the Cards already have on the book, I was left with a sense of foreboding about any winter signings and I thought of an exercise a friend and I went through years ago. We assembled a list of baseball clichés and sportswriters musings and gave them translations into what they really meant. One popped into my mind as an indication of what I think we have to look forward to in the Hot Stove League:
"His bat speed is glacial, his defensive skills are deteriorating, but he
works hard and comes cheap."
Translation: We just signed Rich Gedman.
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