Saturday, June 30, 2007

It's Official: Democratic Party Attempting To Destroy Baseball

Finally, academic research asking the really big questions, such as, "How does party ID relate to support for the designated hitter rule?" The Etiology of Public Support for the Designated Hitter Rule (Quarterly Journal of Political Science, 2007, 2: 189–203)

Several aspects of our findings deserve mention. Most important, and consistent with our expectations, we find that self-identified Democratic Party members are more likely to support the DH rule than are either independents or Republicans; the odds ratio of 1.90 suggests that, on average, Democrats are 90 percent more likely to support the rule than are independents. This implies (we think) that the values that draw the respondents to the Democrats are linked to those associated with supporting the rule. At the same time, the reverse is not true: Republicans are no more or less likely to support the DH rule than are political independents. Nor are self-identified political conservatives, once the effects of party are accounted for, any more likely to express hostility toward the rule than are liberals.

The main reason the researchers were not surprised by this finding is...
...those on the political left are typically more accepting – even welcoming – of change, particularly when those changes can be shown (or are believed) to yield tangible benefits. This line of reasoning suggests that those on the political right will be less likely to favor the DH rule, while those on the left will be more likely to support it.

However, I feel this misses the point. Were this simply an extension of the political reaction to "change" (or favoring tradition over change) we would have expected the opposite result from Republicans or, especially, ideological conservatives, yet we do not find such a result. A better explanation, I feel, can be found in the liberal/Democratic propensity to politicize nearly everything, which is something that Republicans and independents are less likely to do. Liberals project their political attitudes onto baseball, while non-liberals are more apt to "let baseball be baseball", i.e. treat it as a game.

Opponent of the DH dislike it because it creates categories of pseudo-players who either do not hit, or who cannot run and field. In effect, it favors crappy baseball players. You can agree or disagree with such a view, but it is clear that the opposition to the DH rule does not rise from any political consideration. Democrats, however, see politics in everything so maybe they are agreeing with the DH rule, on an almost subconscious level, because it resembles affirmative action for the old,slow and incompetent.

Additionally, this paper gives a great example of why I love footnotes so damn much. Footnote #15 is a thing of beauty:

In an interesting sidenote, 4.6 percent of those uninterested in baseball believed that the world would end in 2000, compared to 1.5 percent of those who expressed at least some interest in the sport (χ2 1 = 7.45, p = 0.006, γ = −0.53). Perhaps more tellingly, four of the five baseball-following Armageddonites in our sample favored the DH rule, though this latter relationship failed to attain statistical – if not metaphysical – significance.

I'm sure the problem was a small n for the "baseball-following Armageddonites." Given that, it still makes sense that such folks favored the DH rule. I mean, if the world is about to end who cares about the DH?

(h/t to Drezner for pointing me to this.)

Friday, June 29, 2007

"Can't I Even Enjoy The Moment?"


"Moment's over."

From the PD: Hall vote also cruel reminder to Blues fans

Blues fans have mixed feelings, again, as the Hockey Hall of Fame selection committee sorts through its impressive group of worthy candidates.

Al MacInnis, a shoo-in during his first year of eligibility, finished his career as a Blue. His run was cut short by injury and he never did bring a Stanley Cup to St. Louis.

But MacInnis retired here, kept his family here, joined the front office and helped lead the franchise back from the NHL lockout and the Bill Laurie’s bail out. Blues fans rightfully regard Al as a local treasure.

But two other candidates, Scott Stevens and Adam Oates, remind Blues fans of What Could Have Been and What Never Happened for this franchise.

Stevens is almost a mythic figure in these parts. He came, starred for a single season, helped raise hopes for glory and greatness . . . and then abruptly departed as arbitrator-ordered compensation for the Brendan Shanahan signing.

He lasted just one year, but still earned All-Time Great status in the eyes of many fans.

Stevens became the symbol of the Blues’ battle with the NHL. The folks running the franchise at the time, Mike Shanahan and Jack Quinn, had tremendous ambition. They ran the team aggressively and ignored the unwritten mandate from Old School owners.

These two had the temerity to sign Stevens as a free agent, sacrificing five first-round picks to do so. This maneuver was within the rules of the collective bargaining agreement, but it was still bold and unprecedented.

A year later, they made their free-agent play for Brendan Shanahan – thus putting the future of their franchise in the hands of arbitrator Ed Houston. This was the NHL’s chance to slap down an upstart franchise and Houston did the dirty work, forcing the Blues to send Stevens to New Jersey as compensation for Shanahan.

The fix was in. There could be no other explanation for Houston’s bizarre ruling.

I've been sitting here trying to think of an analogous situation in any other team sport to what the NHL did to the Blues in the 1990's. I cannot come up with one. The NFL may have never cared for Al Davis and his "maverick" ways, but I don't think they ever colluded to punish the Raiders as was done to the Blues.

I'll stop here because the rest would just be a string of expletives.

GASL salutes Scott Stevens, the long-time Blue noter that should have been.

Al MacInnis, Hall Of Famer


A big GASL "congrats" to retired Blues defenseman Al MacInnis who was voted into the Hockey Hall of Fame his first time on the ballot. I remember when MacInnis first came to the Blues. That was the start of era of the Blues being a pretty damn good team. Having a weapon on the power play like MacInnis made all the difference in the world. Al still owns the best shot from the point I've ever seen.

From the PD:

To nobody’s shock, the Hockey Hall of Fame selection committee selected Al MacInnis to the sport’s highest honor Thursday afternoon.

Like the great Ray Bourque, MacInnis was destined to become a Hall of Famer as soon as he became eligible.

Al did it all. He won a Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy as the MVP of those playoffs. He won a Norris Trophy as the NHL’s best defenseman. He won an Olympic gold medal. He put some some crazy individual numbers and the Blues retired his No. 2.

His is best known for his wicked point shot, one of the greatest weapons the game has ever seen. But should be best remember as a classy competitor, a terrific teammate and a wonderful team leader.

His staggering career statistical totals will impress future generations of hockey fans. But those who got to know him will remember his career for so much more.

Al MacInnis was the sort of athlete that every hockey player should aspire to become.

St. Louis is fortunate to have his man as part of its sports community.


It's good to have another true Blue in the HOF.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

DC United 4 : 1 Colorado (Fulltime)

Well, the second half was more interesting, wasn't it? United looked a lot better, particularly in the last 15 minutes after the weather delay. Addlery's goal was exactly the sort of goal DC rarely gets anymore. (Off a corner no less!) So that is the best indicator I've seen that DC is really starting to play well. Fred's goal was a thing of beauty. Maybe the best "build up" goal I've seen in MLS this season. And Emilio finished up with a clinical strike to salt the game away.

Given that the defense was sort of slapped together I thought we looked pretty good in the back. There was some sloppy passing into the midfield (all game long), but it could have been a lot worse. I thought Gros was effective moving up from time to time, and Erpen played a better defensive game (at least by his own standards.)

Plus, it was good to see Perkins actually punch the ball away instead of trying to grab every rain soaked ball that came towards him!

That was alright.

DC United 1 : 1 Colorado (Halftime)

Ugh.

That was not an attractive half of soccer was it? The pitch looks awful and isn't playing much better. DC hasn't been able to string passes together, has had little sustained possession, and has had its best success by just booting the ball down the field.

I said it once...I'll say it again. Ugh.

On the plus side Gomez's penalty was nicely taken. (Why no red card for Vanney there? It wasn't as if the hand ball was "accidental".)

Hopefully DC will click more in the second half. At least they won't have to shoot at the goal in the baseball infield end.

If You Wanna Hang Out, With The First Pitch In Doubt…

“How was I supposed to know “Whitey wants you in the clubhouse” was a message from the manager?”

During last night’s rain delayed broadcast, Met’s play-by-play man, Gary Cohen, turned to Keith Hernandez with the question, “What did you do during a rain delay?”

Was I the only one with “cocaine” runnin all round my brain…

Monday, June 25, 2007

Drake Waived

From the PD: Blues put Drake on waivers

The Blues have placed captain Dallas Drake on NHL waivers, a process necessary to buy out the final season left on his contract.

On Sunday, Blues general manager Larry Pleau flew to Traverse City, Mich., where Drake lives in the off-season, to notify the 14-year veteran of the team’s decision.

"Yeah, it was a little bit of a shock, but it wasn’t unexpected either," said Tom Laidlaw, Drake’s agent. "Dallas understands his age (38) . . . although being the captain, it’s a little bit of a shock.

Drake worked his butt off for the Blues, although given his age and his style of play it isn't a surprise that he was a little banged up of late.

Truth is you didn't really need Drake and Dan Hinote on the same team.

Good luck to Dallas.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

First Thoughts

I hadn't mentioned the Maroth deal. It is sort of difficult to make an assessment as I don't know who we will be sending back the other way. (Think they would take Preston Wilson? No? I suppose I didn't think so either.)

But Maroth has pitched 200+ innings in his career twice. He also lost 21 games in a season, for a truly dreadful Tigers squad it must be admitted. Right now the Cards are just hoping he can eat up some innings, and give them the lefty starting presence we lack with Mulder still working his way back.

Maroth has been having some control problem this year (33 walks in 78 innings is too many, not horrible but still too many for a guy who won't be striking out a lot of batters.) His WHIP is in the 1.6's, when it should be in the 1.35-.45 range. Who knows, maybe Dave Duncan can work that voodoo he do.

Second Thoughts

O.K., with a night to sleep on the Blues picks I've modified my reaction. I'll concede that we have done alright. I was a little worried that we were limiting ourselves on "upside" potential, but maybe Jarmo has gotten the balance right.

The picks:

#13 LARS ELLER, C/W, ranked #3 among Europeans (ESS).
#18 IAN COLE, D, ranked #81 in NA (CSS).
#26 DAVID PERRON, LW, ranked #10 in NA (CSS).
#39 SIMON HJALMARSSON, RW, ranked #6 in Europe (ESS).
#44 AARON PALUSHAJ, RW, ranked #101 in NA (CSS).
#85 BRETT SONNE, C/LW, ranked #94 in NA (CSS).
#96 CADE FAIRCHILD, D, ranked #189 in NA (CSS).
#100 TRAVIS ERSTAD, C/RW, ranked #97 in NA (CSS).
#160 ANTHONY PELUSO, D, ranked #183 in NA (CSS).
#190 TREVOR NILL, C, unranked by CSS.

So it looks like the Blues got some value, particularly with our European picks though it seems most NHL teams were not high on the European players this draft. I'll forgive the bit of a reach on Cole as there had been a run on those U.S. defensemen, and the Blues obviously wanted to go that direction all along.

One thing that is surprising is that with the 10 picks the Blues wound up with in this draft half of them went to select US born players! We picked three Canadians, one Swede and one Dane as well.

The 2010-11 season can't come quick enough!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Underwhelmed

The Blues are doing a lot of gymnastics at this years draft, but I'm uncertain as to how much they are accomplishing.

First we trade down from the 9th to the 13th (picking up another 2nd rounder), which is fine. We then use the 13th for a Dane called Lars. While I'm tempted to say WTF, I'll hold off. Still, I would have thought Eller would have still been around at the 24th or 26th pick.

Second, we trade up from 24th to 18th (giving up a third rounder) to take a kid that obviously would have been there at #24.

So I'll say it: WTF!!!!!!

We are running around like a team with its head cut off.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Yeah, But How Does It Feel?

I saw this and thought it summed up what I was feeling listening to last night Cards game pretty well:

10:35. That’s what time it is as I type this paragraph. Albert has just come through in the clutch yet again, making my piss and vinegar rant pretty much useless. I thought about deleting it and starting over, but then I re-read it and it was pretty funny, so I kept it in.

10:43. No Buddy of Sleep Bell, the manager of the Royals, decides to make a pitching chance to intentionally walk Chris Duncan. Only on Kansas City folks, only on the Royals. Instead of Bobby Knight in the stands, they must have Mike Waldo. 4 corners. 4 corners! (Maybe 5 people got that, but those 5 people are laughing right now. Sorry.)

10:47. Bench coach Joe Pettini opts not to tell Ryan Ludwick that we’re tied, not down by 4. Ludwick in turn cools St Louis by 3 degrees with some mighty cuts. Fernando Tatis is somewhere stoking his rat tail in approval.

10:50. I’m pretty sure I was pre-pubescent when this game started. Extra Innings. Ugh.

11:16. So Taguchi gets picked off by, I’m estimating here, 59 feet. I wouldn’t mind getting hit in the nuts right now. I really wouldn’t.

11:27. Albert Pujols comes to the plate again… and flies out to deep right. Oh Sweet Merciful Jesus, why do you not want me to sleep? I’ve been watching this game so long Tomo Okah made a start in Memphis, pitched 5 solid innings and is now warming in the bullpen to come in for the 12th.

11:56. Bases loaded. I’m taking my pants off and having a cigarette. I don’t even smoke.

12:06. Pujols is up… and he walked. 5 hours in and Big Al is even less insightful than normal. If that is even possible. People are sitting in the green seats that definitely shouldn’t be there. They just have a look of hoos that the center field camera doesn’t normally capture.

12:12. Pujols is gunned down @ 3rd. I had no intention of writing a running diary of this game, yet 5 hours and 3 minutes into the rubber match of the I-70 series and here we are. Uncle.

12:17. Pud Wells is back for another inning of work. Maybe it’s the sheer ridiculousness of this particular game, but he actually looks pretty good. Triple with 1 out. Kip Wells, the man never ceases to find new ways to loose for the Feebles. Now he decides to get out of a jam for the first time all season. Jamba Juice.

12:31. Ludwick HOME RUN!! HOME RUN!! Wells Wins?! That’s a Winner!

You know, when Taguchi got picked off I turned to my wife and pretty much sneered at her, "Typical." (For some unknown reason she likes So.) So, see??? This season is turning loved ones against each other.

Which reminds me...I've got to treat the wife well tonight.

Can't You Feel The Excitement!

I can hardly wait! The Tomo Ohka era has begun!!!

Newly signed pitcher Tomo Ohka started for Class AAA Memphis on Wednesday against Round Rock and allowed four runs in five innings.

Ohka allowed eight hits, struck out three and walked one in his first appearance since being signed by the Cardinals on Tuesday. Among the eight hits for Round Rock were three triples and a double. Ohka threw 77 pitches, 51 for strikes.

Ahhhhhhhhh. Smells like napalm in the morning.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

So This Is What Cubs Fans Feel Like

“How are there still so many Cubs fans around? If every year were like this I’d kill myself.”

Someday I may get around to writing about the Cardinals again, but as long as Fredbird is the most poised and talented performer on the diamond, I just cannot bring myself to give a shit. It doesn't get much more depressing than Saturday when I found myself honestly wondering if they were capable of holding a 15-6 lead in the bottom of the 5th.

MLS 1, Wensleydale Cheese 0


Whadya bitchin about? My other image options were Ricky Gervais or Theakston Old Peculier. Well, there are Helen Mirren’s boobs, but this is a family blog, meaning the writers have wives.* Oh, just read the damned link below.


In another commentary guaranteed to warm the IM’s heart, Steven Wells skewers his fellow Brits and provokes a boatload of comments.


*For those of you who think Helen Mirren is an old lady playing old English queens (no, not Elton John and Freddy Mercury. I’m talking about the ones who wear tiaras and lavish finery. Oh, never mind.) Dame Helen is still a hottie with a great rack. I’ll leave the rest to you, Google and the NSA’s surveillance program…

Alexi Strikes Back

Lalas dusts off his Generating Publicity 101 textbook to guarantee some prime English tabloid real estate with this broadside of the Premiership.

His criticisms were in line with those I heard from an English sports fan I spoke with a couple of weeks ago who has become fed up with Premiership football. Well played.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Surely Now Is The Time

Jim Edmonds gets sent to the DL today, and as a result the Cardinals have to bring up someone to play in the outfield. They need someone who has the pop in their bat to hit in the 5 or 6 spot in the lineup. Right?

Wouldn't Rick Ankiel fit that role perfectly? Why, yes, of course he would. This is especially true as both Taguchi and Encarnacion have played in center field before.

So of course the Cardinals bring up the warning track power of Skip Schumaker.

Oh, for fucks sake.

Make A Decision Already

Over at Slate they have an interesting slide show on the sorry joke that is the jerseys for the U.S. men's national soccer team.

The basic gist of the slide show is that while the rest of the world has kits that are easily identified with the national side, the United States goes though an embarrassing collection of clown shirts at a dizzying pace.

(The uniform shown in this picture is actually one of the least offensive examples, but God it sure is boring.)

The time has come for the U.S. to settle on a uniform. However, if they pick this one,



I'm gonna give up and start supporting Canada.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Cardinals, Please Bow To Reality

From the PD:

Outfielder Rick Ankiel hit three home runs Saturday night for the Class AAA Memphis Redbirds in a game against the Iowa Cubs in Des Moines.

Ankiel hit solo home runs in the first, fourth and eighth innings and also had a single in a 7-5 victory.

He has 19 home runs and 52 RBIs and is hitting .282.

Given Preston Wilson's season ending surgery how can you keep Ankiel down on the farm?

Friday, June 15, 2007

A Massive Explosion Rocked Kansas City Yesterday



Last night, all across rural Missouri and Iowa worried families looked at the bright flames rising from the distant horizon. Panicky children with fear in their young eyes turned to their fathers and asked, "Have the terrorists bombed Kansas City?"

"No, children," came the sadden response, "That is what a Kip Wells start looks like."

"Oh daddy!" cried the children, tears streaming down their faces, "Make it go away! Please!"

In response the Post Dispatch offered the following:

Memo to Tony La Russa and Dave Duncan:

Please stop the fight.

Call it a TKO.

Do the merciful thing.

You guys can’t keep running Kip Wells out there to take a beating every five days. If you do, you’ll be hearing from Amnesty International. After games these days, poor Wells, a nice man, looks as confused as the million of Americans who watched the final scene of The Sopranos.

Wells lasted 1.1 innings in Thursday’s 17-8 pasting by the Royals, and he dropped to 2-11 on the season.

Look, I know your hearts are in the right place; you want to give Kip time to turn things around. A few weeks back, in his first start since the birth of his first child, Kip pitched well, and I wrote a hopeful column about how this could be the turning point, blah, blah, blah. It wasn’t. And I know you don’t have a list of appealing, ready-made options to plug into the rotation, so you’ve been giving Kip even more rope to … oh, never mind.

Anthony Reyes is about the best bet, for reasons we discussed in our previous blog.

Whatever you decide, from now on, it’s gotta be anybody but the Kipper. And don’t be hardheaded about it. It’s OK to admit to defeat in this particular reclamation project.

GASL agrees. Enough already.

Eddie Pope

It is ironic that I just was talking about Eddie and he makes some news tonight. Eddie Pope will be retiring after the end of this season.

This saddens me no end.

It also saddens me that he has to go out on a team as poor as Real Salt Lake. Maybe DC should send a draft pick out Salt Lake's way.

Anyway, here is a clip of he MLS best all time XI as of 2005, starring one Eddie Pope.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

MLS Fans

Here is a bit of the Guardian piece Southlandish linked to:

With the entire US soccer press (such as it is) fixated on how Mr Posh Spice is going to save American soccer (from what, exactly, nobody ever says) very little attention is being paid to the ongoing revolution in US soccer fandom. Sick of the dull, pasteurised, one-size-fits-all, preprogrammed Disneyfied McFan experience that's all but got a deathgrip on US pro-sports, soccer fans have increasingly been doing it for themselves.

The Sons of Ben are following in the noisy, irreverent, chaotic footsteps of the Chivas Legion Kalifas (Chivas USA), the Galaxians and Riot Squad (both LA Galaxy), Screaming Eagles and La Barra Brava (both DC United), Empire Supporters Club and Raging Bull Nation (both New York Red Bulls), and Section 8 Chicago (Chicago Fire). And, of course, the national team's Uncle Sam's Army who chanted, at a friendly against England: "We've got dentists!"

In most other US pro-sports (college sports are different) the majority of fans sit sipping pissy beer and munching tasteless hot dogs or nachos slathered in fake cheese while some blandroid on the PA makes all the noise. Which makes soccer's new breed of self-organised, scarfed-up, singing, chanting, banner-hoisting, flag-waving, noisy-as-hell ruffians the sport's clearest brand differential - and potentially its greatest asset.

Here's an example. I'm at a Chivas/Galaxy derby stood next to a dude wearing a Dodgers T-shirt when the Chivas hardcore burst into the stadium like a red-and-white tornado. Dodgers dude nearly has a heart attack.

"What the fuck!" he yells, taking a step back. "Who the hell are they!"

It's the MLS fans, and they are coming to get you!

(Anybody get the Cosby reference??)

This reminded me of going with a group to a 1999 playoff game in Columbus. We had made up some red and black "Pope" style hats which said things like "Pope Eddie XXIII," and these prototypes were making their debut. We called ourselves "The Mobile Popes". Somewhere there is photographic evidence of all this, and I'm sure it will used to help put me away for life one day.

In any event, I remember tail-gating before the game and attracting a large contingent of hooligan Crew supporters. Seemingly they were buoyed by a smattering of honest to goodness Englishmen, because he were soon serenaded by an English accented chorus of "The Pope Fucks Nuns! The Pope Fucks Nuns!" and "Red, Black and White...just like the Nazis!"

United lost that day, but we crushed the Crew back in RFK and made it to Foxboro for the MLS Cup final against LA. There the "Mobile Popes" were in full force and we screamed our way to victory. Eddie Pope's sister noticed us and was tickled. (A picture of her with the "Popes" is in the archive.)

I remember after the game Jamie Moreno was standing on top of a folding table trying to high five United fans behind a chain link fence. A couple of us, still in full Mobile Pope garb climbed a bit of the fence and yelled, "Jaime!!!" He looked at us quite quizzically.

I know what he was thinking.

"These guys are crazy."

Another Reason I Like The Guardian

They reach far and wide for their writers. This piece stirred up a fun debate in comments.

As a man of the Great Plains, the Iconic Midwesterner will want to be sure to peruse the comment from DollarBillWirtz.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

What Is Going On Here?

Hmm...I cannot get the blog to load. But I can do this.

Why??

I Find This Increasingly Hysterical

Remember the glorly days of Beckham bashing? You know, like, way back in March? I'm sure they will return soon enough (say mid-July), but for now the turnaround is funny to watch.

Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon was quoted in the Spanish media as saying that he would try to persuade the England star to stay and would use an escape clause in Beckham's Galaxy contract to withdraw from the deal.

"We have to sit down with him, his representatives and with [Madrid sport director Predrag] Mijatovic, take a look at that clause and decide among us," said Calderon, speaking at the French Open final in Paris. "But for me, I would love it if he stayed at our club."

Galaxy president and general manager Alexi Lalas told The Associated Press there is no escape clause in Beckham's contract.

Or this:

Real Madrid coach Fabio Capello admits he was wrong to drop David Beckham earlier this season.

Capello benched Beckham in January, questioning his motivation, after the England star signed a five-year deal to join the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer. But, since being reinstated by Capello, Beckham has played a major role in Madrid's charge toward a possible 30th Spanish league title.

"The truth is with him we were all wrong," Capello said in an interview Monday with Spanish daily As.

Capello also echoed comments by club president Ramon Calderon that he would like Beckham to stay at Madrid rather than join the Galaxy next month after the Spanish season is over.

"He would be an important player for Madrid, definitely," Capello said. "If the club told me Beckham was staying, I would be happy."

Calderon suggested Sunday that Beckham had an escape clause in his Galaxy contract that would allow him to stay at the Spanish club. But Galaxy general manager Alexi Lalas and Beckham's agent denied that and said Beckham was definitely going to the MLS club.

"It's a shame," Capello said.

No, it isn't a shame. It is funny.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Cardinals = K Mart Shoppers?

Southlandish said:

I don't know a damned thing about this kid. If he is versatile, maybe the plan is that one skill may stick and he's trade bait. I don't know what the other draft options were as far as trade material.

We need outfield help ASAP. Drafting for it strikes me as a pipe dream. I'm just guessing here, but it would make sense if you are trying to pick someone you can use to trade up for a serious AA or AAA outfielder who can play in a year or so (when Ankiel blows his Achilles after a promising start) that we need to draft to make a deal.

I agree that we need outfield help sooner rather than later...I just thought it might be nice to have a couple legit prospects down there for a change.

However, there may be a pattern in the Cards draft today. Got this from Future Redbirds:

Cardinals #36 Pick - RHP Clayton Mortenson. From MILB:

While there are often college seniors who make very good pros, it’s rare for there to be one like Mortensen, a legitimate “prospect” on the rise in his senior season. He’s got three usable pitches and a body frame that appears able to handle added strength, which could make his fastball even better. He should be a very intriguing senior sign this summer.

This is worse than the Kozma pick. Horrible. Hate the Cardinals draft so far. Hate. Hate Hate. From BA:

Until this season, the gangly Mortensen was all projection and little production. His velocity took a jump (up to 92 mph) last summer in the West Coast Collegiate League, but his command remained spotty. He was shellacked at Arizona in his first start this season, but since then has had some of the best stuff in the West. Mortensen features a heavy 90-94 mph fastball with excellent sink. His secondary stuff grades as average now, with future plus grades as well: a hard slider and changeup featuring deceptive arm speed. His command is below-average. He’s a senior sign with upside, though, and could go as high as the third round.


Wrong Baseball America. Luhnow and crew were so desperate to get this third rounder they took him 36 overall. (I think I’ve died a little on the inside after the first two picks).

...

I’m taking off for a few hours. I’m perfectly furious over the first two picks we made. Maybe when I cool off, it won’t look so bad but I’m really frustrated right now.


Doesn't it look like the Cards are drafting so they won't have to spend any money to actually sign someone?

Cards Draft

St. Louis used their #1 draft pick (#18 overall) for high school shortstop Peter Cozma out of Oklahoma.

Evidently he is a five tool players who does everything well, but nothing outstandingly well.

I'm a little disappointed. Given the fact that no outfielders had been taken, I thought there was a chance for the Cards to pick up, for example, whoever they considered the best available college outfielder. The organization doesn't seem terribly well stocked in that regard...but we got the SS. Some are upset that the Cards didn't go after the pitcher in Jersey, Porcello...but I'm sort of glad they avoided him. Let the Yankees pay Boras' extortionate prices.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

I Haven't The Slightest Clue



That would be my answer to IM's previous post. He can give rein to a bit of his earlier jealousy. The copies of The Guardian are piling up on the floor, barely browsed and the only revelation I have had in nearly two weeks was at the half of the England/Brazil friendly. I watched it with friends here and my host broke open a bottle of Glenfarclas for the second half.

Now there is a lovely, LOVELY 10 year old Speyside malt that is deep golden brown with the smoky and peaty flavor that drinks much more like my beloved Islay or Orkney malts. I was shocked when I found out it was a Speyside.

Tomorrow I am going to try to find a place to watch the England/Estonia match but I won't put in too much effort. Worst case scenario is following The Guardian's MBM report with a bottle of Glenfarclas. IM may just get the pleasure of watching the Limeys go tits up in Euro 2008. The one thing even my malt-distracted senses have picked up is that the Englanders are panicked about flaming out tomorrow.

Can Anyone In England Speak Intelligently About Soccer?

Here is a good barometer on English ignorance of MLS: Shearer says Beckham too big for Galaxy

Former England skipper Alan Shearer believes David Beckham is too good to be joining the Los Angeles Galaxy.

Beckham, himself an ex-England captain, starred on his recall to the international scene, crossing for John Terry's goal in Friday's 1-1 draw against Brazil at the new Wembley.

Beckham now is expected to retain his spot for England for Wednesday's 2008 qualifier against Estonia. And Shearer, Newcastle legend believes Beckham has a key role to play in helping his country get their qualification hopes back on track.

"I don't know if David is regretting going to Los Angeles Galaxy," Shearer said. "But he's better than that standard, without a shadow of a doubt. He showed that with his performance against Brazil.

Shearer hasn't given the slightest indication he knows what the standard is in MLS. Could Beckham play in higher profile leagues? Yes he could. But, then again, so could a couple dozen other players in MLS. In fact, were it not for the draconian quotas that the EU imposes that keeps North and South Americans from playing in the big European leagues, MLS probably wouldn't be as good as it is. As such, Shearer thinks that U.S. players are in MLS because they cannot measure up, but in fact they are here because of a protectionist wall.

Look at McBride and Bocanegra at Fulham. Both of those guys were good players in MLS, but it wasn't as if they were world beaters. And yet they have played well in the EPL. In fact McBride and Bocanegra were Fulham's top two scores on the season. That points to how poor Fulham was this year, especially since Bocanegra is a defender, but it also begs the question of where Fulham would be without those MLS vets on their roster? And who pulled Fulham's chestnuts out of the fire when relegation loomed? Oh, yeah, another MLS vet in Dempsey.

Also, there seems to be a myth that the league you play in will have some sort of effect upon how one plays in an international team setting. Followers of the USMNT know more about this than any European based observer, and we can tell you it simply is not true. MLS players have excelled with the USMNT at times, and European league players have struggled. And vice versa.

Given some of the performances of English players internationally, which haven't come close to their EPL standards, you would think someone like Shearer might notice that the domestic league you play in might not matter all that much.

An intelligent observer would have noticed that years ago.

I've Been Distracted...

...Otherwise I would have been quicker with the "We also sent thema bag of new balls" joke on this news:

The St. Louis Cardinals acquired catcher Kelly Stinnett from the Los Angeles Dodgers for cash on Sunday.

The 37-year-old Stinnett is scheduled to join the Cardinals before Tuesday's game against Cincinnati. Stinnett was playing for Triple-A Las Vegas, where he appeared in 31 games.

The Cardinals, who were playing the Houston Astros on Sunday, will make a corresponding roster move before Tuesday's game.

Stinnett has played for seven teams in 11 major league seasons. He hit a career-high 14 homers with Arizona in 1999.

Stinnett was hitting .196 with Las Vegas. He has a .237 lifetime average in the majors.

What? We couldn't find a .190 hitting catcher in our own organization?

Saturday, June 2, 2007

More Ottawa Craziness

You would think that in front of a larger audience for a Stanley Cup final the NHL would quit the outrageous favoritism and fixing of games on the behalf of the Ottawa Senators. You might think that, but you would be wrong. Yet AGAIN the league has used video "replay" to screw teams playing against Ottawa. To be fair, today it was with a twist. Usually the league merely takes away goals scored by Ottawa's opposition, but today they decided to give Ottawa a goal they didn't score (legally) and overrule the on ice official (who made the no-brainer correct call for a change.)

Welcome to the NHL: Joke League of all Joke Leagues.

Baseball Brou-Haha's

Alright, it cannot measure up to the Chicago Cubs beating the crap out of each other in the club house, but things are a bit testy down Cardinals way. From the PD:

Former Cardinals catcher Eli Marrero on Friday blasted Tony La Russa for the manager's recent comments about how Marrero blew his chance to remain with the organization.

"I don't know what this guy thinks," Marrero said. "I have no more respect for this guy whatsoever. I can't believe what this guy put out there."

The Cardinals released Marrero, 34, from Class AAA Memphis on May 21 after he caught one complete game for the Redbirds on May 18. Marrero, 34, said Friday he never received an explanation from Redbirds manager Chris Maloney but held no animosity toward the club or La Russa until recently reading his explanation.

"I go up there. I catch nine innings, get my four at-bats and my two hits. Then they release me. That's their decision. I left. I'm done with the Cardinals," Marrero said. "Then, all of a sudden, I read this from this guy. He doesn't have the (guts) to call me. He says, 'He didn't do enough with his chances, injuries aside.' Yeah, right."

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In need of catching depth after Yadier Molina suffered a broken left wrist Tuesday, the Cardinals turned to Brian Esposito, 28, who was hitting .178 at Memphis.

"They screwed up in letting me go. Now, they're trying to make it sound it like it was my fault. Typical," Marrero said.

I have to say it sounds like Marrero is more in the right here. The Cardinals brass did not do a good job preparing the franchise for this season, and they are trying to cover their asses. Blaming Marrero seems like a pretty petty way to go about it. Given the sheer amount of injuries that have clobbered the team it might not have mattered much in the standings even if the off season preparations had been handled correctly, but there is no way to deny the half-assed approach.

Given all of that, the questionable moves just keep coming:

Altering course because of mounting injuries, the Cardinals now concede left fielder Chris Duncan will probably land on the disabled list today, two days after he returned to St. Louis for treatment of persistent infection and bursitis.

The club is expected to promote shortstop Brendan Ryan from Class AAA Memphis after putting Duncan on the DL retroactive to Sunday.

The moves are in contrast to the optimism expressed about Duncan's condition before an 8-1 win over the Houston Astros. During the win, third baseman Scott Rolen strained a right hamstring, left the game and is expected to miss the balance of the weekend's series.

Alright, I won't question bringing up an infielder as Eckstein's and Rolen's status is up in the air, but how do you continue to justify keeping Ankiel down in AAA given the state of the Cards outfield? I know that once you bring Rick up you are committed to him for the season, but so what? The lack of pop in this lineup is a serious handicap, and Ankiel is the only viable option at this point. (I'm really writing off Preston Wilson at this point, and can anyone give me a good reason not to do that?)