"Fuck you, Ron Santo. And that goes double for you, Ronnie Woo-Woo."
August 2, 2007. Southlandish opened the sports page to see the Cubs in first place by .001. The sprint to toilet seemed endless and Mrs. Southlandish was even less eager than usual for a goodbye kiss.
In other news, it’s time to sharpen the skates as the temperature in hell is reportedly plummeting.
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