Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I'll See Your Bush And Raise You A Pair of Boobs

(By Southlandish)

My buddy, "CHIN-CHIN" (don't ask), was at the White House today covering the Cards' appearance with Bush. He filed the following report, which I found much more informative than the P-D story:

"There were two trophies on display in the White House East room today - the 2006 World Series trophy won by the Cardinals.....and Scott Spiezio's wife. What pisses me off the most is that John Fucking Ashcroft had a seat squared up right across from her."

No doubt thankful he wasn't on the hook for the fabric bill to cover her
breasts
.





(A Thought from the Iconic Midwesterner)

Great...now, if I meet Scott Spezio I can say, "Man, I'm a real big fan...of your wife."

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