Needs A Little Tweaking

There is an automated news aggregator for all things St. Louis called the St. Louis Star. But I think the folks over there need to do a little fine tuning. Today the headline is:

Celtic sell midfielder Pearson to the Rams

Celtic have sold midfielder Stephen Pearson English Championship promotion hopefuls Derby County for 750,000 it has been confirmed.

Which begs the question, what position would you make a Celtic midfielder in the NFL? (Besides place kicker, that is.) I say free safety. That way he could come in late and kick the shit out of people.